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4 minutes ago, Flure said:

Even I wouldn't stoop this low.

Having said that.....

Three men of indeterminate nationalities died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honour of this holy season,' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

Nigel fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates,' Saint Peter said.

Hamish reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said, 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

Eamonn started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolise?'

Eamonn replied, 'These are Carol's.'

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21 hours ago, Armchair Bob said:

What's the Christmas angle on that??

Colossians 1:16 "For by Him all things were created, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things were created through Him and for Him."

John 1:3 "All things were made through Him, and without Him was not any thing made that was made."

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