Bobster Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 ...Your barber asks if you want your eyebrows trimming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Even worse, when he asks you why are you here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I realised I was getting auld a few years ago when on holiday and a family of four approached and I found myself checking oot the ma instead of the daughter 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I love these word games. You know you’re old when..... you laugh at Flure's jokes. you laugh at Fringo’s even worse jokes. you're Bobster. you've got friends visiting who say they want to go clubbing and when asking someone where to go you say “where's a good disco in Glasgow.” Disco?? 🙊😣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobster Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 minute ago, G-Man said: I love these word games. You know you’re old when..... you laugh at Flure's jokes. you laugh at Fringo’s even worse jokes. you're Bobster. you've got friends visiting who say they want to go clubbing and when asking someone where to go you say “where's a good disco in Glasgow.” Disco?? 🙊😣 Not you know you’re old. It’s you know you’re getting old! I’m not old, I’ve just got bushy eyebrows 🐛🐛 You know you’re old when you can’t read the headlines on your phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Bobster said: Not you know you’re old. It’s you know you’re getting old! I’m not old, I’ve just got bushy eyebrows 🐛🐛 You know you’re old when you can’t read the headlines on your phone. You know you’re getting old when you can’t read headlines on your phone so use iPad and still can’t read them. 😢 Hope you’re proud, making an auld dear cry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobster Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 9 minutes ago, G-Man said: You know you’re getting old when you can’t read headlines on your phone so use iPad and still can’t read them. 😢 Hope you’re proud, making an auld dear cry. Sorry. Have I told you that your hair looks nice today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bobster said: Sorry. Have I told you that your hair looks nice today? You know you’re getting old when you have to edit a post (on another board 😮) about 6 times while flicking back and forth between other pages trying to work out how to score through text. 😣 And you still can’t do it. Aw thank you, just got it permed with a wee blue rinse in this morning. ☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andymac Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, G-Man said: Aw thank you, just got it permed with a wee blue rinse in this morning. ☺️ Rangers fan at last? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 (edited) 1 minute ago, andymac said: Rangers fan at last? After seeing what @BlueGaz goes through, hankie wise, I’m steering well clear! 😳 Edited October 25, 2017 by G-Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 You know you're getting old when the lassie that sits next to you at work was born after you started working there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 1 hour ago, McTeeko said: I realised I was getting auld a few years ago when on holiday and a family of four approached and I found myself checking oot the ma instead of the daughter 😕 You know you’re getting old when you don’t even look at your Wife because of perving at her 22 year old lassie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 ...when the helpful shop assistant asks if the cool t-shirts you're looking at are for your son. And no, they didn't make a sale Was years ago anaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobster Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 When you fall over and folk look worried instead of laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod1877 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 16 minutes ago, Bobster said: When you fall over and folk look worried instead of laughing. ...when you no longer fall, but have a fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 When you do that funny walk when its icey or there is a slippy floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Bobster said: ...Your barber asks if you want your eyebrows trimming Happened to me for the first time just a few months back. Firstly, I did chortle to myself then obviously said "YES!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobster Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 when you're watching a porno and think, that's a nice bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 When you go upto the jukebox and look at the chart & new releases section and you've never heard of anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I'm quite happy if I can read the writing on the effin jukebox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Or when you're on x hamster and a video you like the look of says 26 mins and you think to yourself "challenge accepted" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 You know when your getting old when filling in an on-line application and you have to scroll down to find the year you were born....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 27 minutes ago, Bobster said: when you're watching a porno and think, that's a nice bed. Reminded me of a joke I just posted in Flure's joke thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 40 minutes ago, Bobster said: when you're watching a porno and think, that's a nice bed. which film, I am still on the look out for a decent mattress.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 When 'equity release calculator' and 'cheap coal' ads pop up every 2 fookin minutes . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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