bonzo Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 When poo sticks no longer have anything to do with a bridge and a bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 When you're planning two fair sized negative reviews for trip advisor after both a restaurant and delivery company managed to get my back up on the same day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I just had a random realisation the other day that the “sexy” older teacher from my high school, is most likely in a nursing home now. To be honest she would’ve been in her 50s then and living off her legacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flure Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Cheggers dies - but you realise he was 60! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 You remember when the Forties pipeline was brand spanking new http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-42308437 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Col Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 you canny get the lid off a jam jar. This nearly happened to me the other day. It was worrying how close I came to being unable to open it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 19 minutes ago, Big Col said: you canny get the lid off a jam jar. This nearly happened to me the other day. It was worrying how close I came to being unable to open it. You remember catching wasps or making ‘perfume’ from flower petals in a jam jar 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Big Col said: you canny get the lid off a jam jar. This nearly happened to me the other day. It was worrying how close I came to being unable to open it. On my honeymoon at 23 on a Med beach (it was November and no excuse, ...but after a hard night... on the voddy), I had to get the brand new missus to uncork the bottle. Was just water like, but I couldnae manage Ah, those were the days... but we have a secret pleasure with a new jar of beetroot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teecee- Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Quote When xmas is an unwelcome break in your routine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMcoolJ Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) When you can't make any sort of car journey, short or long, without getting p1ssed off with someone else's driving and whinging like feck to yourself. I actually caught myself saying "unbelievable" the other day. Edited December 12, 2017 by SMcoolJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 12 hours ago, TDYER63 said: You remember catching wasps or making ‘perfume’ from flower petals in a jam jar 😕 Could you not remember it a week after you had done it? I am assuming you were still quite young at that point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 10 hours ago, Grim Jim said: On my honeymoon at 23 on a Med beach (it was November and no excuse, ...but after a hard night... on the voddy), I had to get the brand new missus to uncork the bottle. Was just water like, but I couldnae manage Ah, those were the days... but we have a secret pleasure with a new jar of beetroot. I am trying to work out what that is a euphemism for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 57 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Could you not remember it a week after you had done it? I am assuming you were still quite young at that point? 🙄You know what I mean Another sign of getting old is when you start getting picky about things..😏 Daisy chains. Where have all the daisies gone? There used to be thousands of them 🙁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: 🙄You know what I mean Another sign of getting old is when you start getting picky about things..😏 Daisy chains. Where have all the daisies gone? There used to be thousands of them 🙁 Isn't that a lyric from a very old pop song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 (edited) It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Edited December 12, 2017 by bonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, Orraloon said: Isn't that a lyric from a very old pop song? ‘Where have all the flowers gone’. 🌸 I remember them blowin in the wind. Sigh . 🙁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 Beware of the flowers cause I'm sure they're gonna get you, yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 You know you’re getting old when you walk past a charity shop window and you say to yourself “there’s some no bad stuff in there” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Your kids laugh when you call a nightclub a disco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Beem Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, DoonTheSlope said: You know you’re getting old when you walk past a charity shop window and you say to yourself “there’s some no bad stuff in there” You know you are even older when you are stood behind the counter working for free just to get out the house and meet folk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Jim Beem said: You know you are even older when you are stood behind the counter working for free just to get out the house and meet folk Nothing wrong with giving back to the community Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbcmfc Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 You still talk about taping things off the TV, but there’s actual adults, with Jobs and cars and things that have never seen a VHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lairdyfaeinverclyde Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 When you are at work and discuss remembering only 3 channels on the telly and a younger member of staff is looking at you and you can tell they are thinking 'what the f.uck'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 37 minutes ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: When you are at work and discuss remembering only 3 channels on the telly and a younger member of staff is looking at you and you can tell they are thinking 'what the f.uck'. Or 4 if you could pick up Grampian, it always used to be about 20 minutes behind channel3 Grampian was handy if I was a wee bit later in getting in from the school and I missed the start of Home and Away, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 40 minutes ago, Lairdyfaeinverclyde said: When you are at work and discuss remembering only 3 channels on the telly and a younger member of staff is looking at you and you can tell they are thinking 'what the f.uck'. 3 channels ya whippersnapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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