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On 14/10/2017 at 10:33 PM, jenblueeyes said:

Here's a tip...slapping a girl's arse and asking if she liked it may get her attention but not in a good way. The twat that tried that in the Cutty Sark after the game on Sunday is lucky he's not got a law suit coming his way. :mad:

I always found that caressing her arse was much more effective, while saying “ I was just checking there wasn’t any damage when you fell from heaven”

:wub:

 

 

Disclaimer: I haven’t actually used this method, I don’t think :ph34r:

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On 14/10/2017 at 10:33 PM, jenblueeyes said:

Here's a tip...slapping a girl's arse and asking if she liked it may get her attention but not in a good way. The twat that tried that in the Cutty Sark after the game on Sunday is lucky he's not got a law suit coming his way. :mad:

Turns out he was just canvassing for your vote.

:lol:

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