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Here's a tip...slapping a girl's arse and asking if she liked it may get her attention but not in a good way. The twat that tried that in the Cutty Sark after the game on Sunday is lucky he's not got a law suit coming his way. :mad:

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3 minutes ago, Ormond said:

Some ersehole actually tried that? 

Yup - I'd gone in to speak to Tam before heading to another bar and some guy did it as I was walking back out. No idea who he was....other than being a Scotsman.

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In the Cutty Sark on the Saturday I was chatting up this wee tidy Austrian thing for ages. Getting on like a hoose on fire and after a few drinks she says to me

"I think we should go now!"

I thought all my Christmas' had came at once, she gave me a cuddle, turned around then fukked off with her boyfriend

I've had the tweezers out all week trying to coax ma boaby oot from my colon

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1 hour ago, DoonTheSlope said:

In the Cutty Sark on the Saturday I was chatting up this wee tidy Austrian thing for ages. Getting on like a hoose on fire and after a few drinks she says to me

"I think we should go now!"

I thought all my Christmas' had came at once, she gave me a cuddle, turned around then fukked off with her boyfriend

I've had the tweezers out all week trying to coax ma boaby oot from my colon

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17 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said:

In the Cutty Sark on the Saturday I was chatting up this wee tidy Austrian thing for ages. Getting on like a hoose on fire and after a few drinks she says to me

"I think we should go now!"

I thought all my Christmas' had came at once, she gave me a cuddle, turned around then fukked off with her boyfriend

I've had the tweezers out all week trying to coax ma boaby oot from my colon

Colon is how the fuds here pronounce my name. Either that or Caaaaalin. 

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On 10/14/2017 at 11:33 PM, jenblueeyes said:

Here's a tip...slapping a girl's arse and asking if she liked it may get her attention but not in a good way. The twat that tried that in the Cutty Sark after the game on Sunday is lucky he's not got a law suit coming his way. :mad:

any more tips ?

>Licking your own eyebrows


>socks down pants

> Harry Enfield "loadsamoney" impressions

 

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