jenblueeyes Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Here's a tip...slapping a girl's arse and asking if she liked it may get her attention but not in a good way. The twat that tried that in the Cutty Sark after the game on Sunday is lucky he's not got a law suit coming his way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Some ersehole actually tried that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenblueeyes Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ormond said: Some ersehole actually tried that? Yup - I'd gone in to speak to Tam before heading to another bar and some guy did it as I was walking back out. No idea who he was....other than being a Scotsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 ‘Law suit’. Wanky phrase ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Bongo Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Jen re-enters the Cutty Sark looking for the deviant ...and finds him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 2 hours ago, McTeeko said: ‘Law suit’. Wanky phrase ? Aye, thought that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotland Ever More Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 4 hours ago, jenblueeyes said: Here's a tip...slapping a girl's arse and asking if she liked it may get her attention but not in a good way. The twat that tried that in the Cutty Sark after the game on Sunday is lucky he's not got a law suit coming his way. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daviebee Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 You should've taken a quick snap of him on your phone and let him worry about where you were going to post it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 In the Cutty Sark on the Saturday I was chatting up this wee tidy Austrian thing for ages. Getting on like a hoose on fire and after a few drinks she says to me "I think we should go now!" I thought all my Christmas' had came at once, she gave me a cuddle, turned around then fukked off with her boyfriend I've had the tweezers out all week trying to coax ma boaby oot from my colon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McTeeko Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 1 hour ago, DoonTheSlope said: In the Cutty Sark on the Saturday I was chatting up this wee tidy Austrian thing for ages. Getting on like a hoose on fire and after a few drinks she says to me "I think we should go now!" I thought all my Christmas' had came at once, she gave me a cuddle, turned around then fukked off with her boyfriend I've had the tweezers out all week trying to coax ma boaby oot from my colon ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 17 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: In the Cutty Sark on the Saturday I was chatting up this wee tidy Austrian thing for ages. Getting on like a hoose on fire and after a few drinks she says to me "I think we should go now!" I thought all my Christmas' had came at once, she gave me a cuddle, turned around then fukked off with her boyfriend I've had the tweezers out all week trying to coax ma boaby oot from my colon Colon is how the fuds here pronounce my name. Either that or Caaaaalin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flora MaDonald Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 On 10/14/2017 at 10:39 PM, Ormond said: Some ersehole actually tried that? Thread titled 'Pulling Birds', and the sinister figure of Ormond pops up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kumnio Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 (edited) Ormond, thats a funny way of saying cünt Edited October 16, 2017 by kumnio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 minute ago, kumnio said: Ormond, thats a funny way of saying cünt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Flora MaDonald said: Thread titled 'Pulling Birds', and the sinister figure of Ormond pops up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 @Ormond Have you not got better things to be doing in Florida rather than posting on here with all us reprobates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 On 10/14/2017 at 10:39 PM, Ormond said: Some ersehole actually tried that? 28 minutes ago, Ormond said: Colon is how the fuds here pronounce my name. Either that or Caaaaalin. Hmmm....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: @Ormond Have you not got better things to be doing in Florida rather than posting on here with all us reprobates? Waiting on her coming oot the khazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 Shoulda malkied him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 23 minutes ago, Kirk said: Shoulda malkkkied him FTFY You need to learn keep up with the bantz on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 26 minutes ago, DoonTheSlope said: FTFY You need to learn keep up with the bantz on here Soz im not cool enough bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Kirk said: Soz im not cool enough bro I think your cool AF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirk Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 5 hours ago, DoonTheSlope said: I think your cool AF I feel validated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoonTheSlope Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Kirk said: I feel validated Lit AF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euan2020 Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 On 10/14/2017 at 11:33 PM, jenblueeyes said: Here's a tip...slapping a girl's arse and asking if she liked it may get her attention but not in a good way. The twat that tried that in the Cutty Sark after the game on Sunday is lucky he's not got a law suit coming his way. any more tips ? >Licking your own eyebrows >socks down pants > Harry Enfield "loadsamoney" impressions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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