TDYER63 Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I noticed a headline the other day saying Glaswegians were the 3rd dirtiest people in the UK. I immediately thought G Man and Bobster's dogging website must have gone viral, however , unfortunately, it was not that kind of dirty they were talking about. Apparantely 60 odd percent of us 'only ' change our bedsheets every 2 weeks or more , whilst 19% only clean their fridges out once a year. I would be interested to see how a TAMB poll compares. Personally I falll into the 60 odd percent re bedsheets. My fridge gets cleaned put once a year or whenever the vegetables have turned to liquid in the vegetable compartment, whichever comes first. Ps You do not need to be a weegie to complete this survey. If you dont know the answer ask yer wife or partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Beds changed every Saturday morning but I'm with you on the veg/ fridge situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I can confirm to you that my bedding is hanging on the the clothes line here in sunny Bournemouth in relation to washing said bedding about once a week fridge every other week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 51 minutes ago, Mindimoo said: Beds changed every Saturday morning but I'm with you on the veg/ fridge situation. I got my bedroom redecorated a couple of months ago and tried to wash my new bedding more regularly. Unfortunatley it quickly went the same as when I got a new car, the novelty of cleaning quickly wore off. My body did not react well to cleanliness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 27 minutes ago, wheres the pies said: I can confirm to you that my bedding is hanging on the the clothes line here in sunny Bournemouth in relation to washing said bedding about once a week fridge every other week Very impressive . No chance of being poisoned by your pies. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindimoo Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: I got my bedroom redecorated a couple of months ago and tried to wash my new bedding more regularly. Unfortunatley it quickly went the same as when I got a new car, the novelty of cleaning quickly wore off. My body did not react well to cleanliness. It's my least favourite activity but tumble dryer and non iron sheets etc help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orraloon Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 My fridge gets cleaned oot every weekend. But it's only used for storing booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, Orraloon said: My fridge gets cleaned oot every weekend. But it's only used for storing booze. I got a wine fridge for my 50th birthday. I no longer need to worry about fillng my normal fridge with booze , unfortunately though i am no longer sober enough to clean it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toepoke Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I don't spend long enough in bed to justify changing the sheets every week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefaetheferry Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Toepoke said: I don't spend long enough in bed to justify changing the sheets every week... Surely it depends on what 'takes place' on said bedsheets ? Oh, sorry...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 My dog sleeps on the bed so the weekly bed change is definitely the way to go. Unfortunately I'm a lazy bastird and find a daily hoover of sheets and quilt cover means every 10 days is okay. 11 hours ago, TDYER63 said: I got a wine fridge for my 50th birthday. I no longer need to worry about fillng my normal fridge with booze , unfortunately though i am no longer sober enough to clean it out. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey Jim Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 On 23/09/2017 at 2:39 PM, TDYER63 said: I got a wine fridge for my 50th birthday. I no longer need to worry about fillng my normal fridge with booze , unfortunately though i am no longer sober enough to clean it out. That wee fridge was empty the last time I saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 My staff take care of such things. I'll ask my cleaner how often she does such things and if it's more than weekly I shall fire her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 26, 2017 Author Share Posted September 26, 2017 7 hours ago, Jersey Jim said: That wee fridge was empty the last time I saw it. Yeah, but by the time you had finished the contents you didn't notice how manky your bedsheets were ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 26, 2017 Author Share Posted September 26, 2017 5 hours ago, Marky said: My staff take care of such things. I'll ask my cleaner how often she does such things and if it's more than weekly I shall fire her. As opposed to 'fire into her' ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: As opposed to 'fire into her' ?? Right noo. You’re far too bonnie(We’ve now seen you) tae be coming awa’ wae mauchit shite like that lassie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 26, 2017 Author Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ormond said: Right noo. You’re far too bonnie(We’ve now seen you) tae be coming awa’ wae mauchit shite like that lassie. Thats one of the more polite phrases I use within the family. I would never use such language when addressing a gentleman like you though Ormond ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: As opposed to 'fire into her' ?? Have you seen my cleaner??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 26, 2017 Author Share Posted September 26, 2017 46 minutes ago, Marky said: Have you seen my cleaner??? I have. But on the plus side she doesnt speak any English . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzo Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, TDYER63 said: As opposed to 'fire into her' ?? You cannae say that, it might be his maw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted September 26, 2017 Author Share Posted September 26, 2017 19 minutes ago, bonzo said: You cannae say that, it might be his maw. ? forgive me mum ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartandon Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 I clean my bed sheets once a year and I don't have a fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Man Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 5 hours ago, TDYER63 said: As opposed to 'fire into her' ?? 4 hours ago, Marky said: Have you seen my cleaner??? 4 hours ago, TDYER63 said: I have. But on the plus side she doesnt speak any English . 4 hours ago, bonzo said: You cannae say that, it might be his maw. 3 hours ago, TDYER63 said: ? forgive me mum ... Brilliant 33 minutes ago, tartandon said: I clean my bed sheets once a year and I don't have a fridge I can accept the bedding but good God man where do you keep the wine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 hours ago, bonzo said: You cannae say that, it might be his maw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 6 hours ago, TDYER63 said: Thats one of the more polite phrases I use within the family. I would never use such language when addressing a gentleman like you though Ormond ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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