wheres the pies Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 37 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: Has the Lord delivered a TAMB saviour just in time for Easter ? Scotty should be along anytime soon to answer that wan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phart Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 9 hours ago, brant grebner said: Make the TAMB great again by stealing not buying my new LP I went to listen to "The Reindeer Anthem" as I mind listening to it when you linked it ages ago, well it feels like years this will be where i find out it was made last week, and then it only let me listen to 30 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDYER63 Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 25 minutes ago, wheres the pies said: Scotty should be along anytime soon to answer that wan I believe he is. I was sitting on 666 posts on Easter Friday and feeling deciding nervous . Cammys appearance gave me the opportunity to move on 2 posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheres the pies Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 26 minutes ago, TDYER63 said: I believe he is. I was sitting on 666 posts on Easter Friday and feeling deciding nervous . Cammys appearance gave me the opportunity to move on 2 posts. aye very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandydunn Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Here's my attempt to cheer the place up. A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman. "I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?" "Certainly, sorry about that," Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?" "I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer." The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks... Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!" "Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call." So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money." "I'm always looking for the next job," Says the duck. "Where is it?" "At the circus," Says the barman. "The circus?" Repeats the duck. "That's right," Replies the barman. "The circus?" The duck asks again. with the big tent?" "Yeah," the barman replies. "With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck. Of course," the barman replies. "And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck. "That's right!" says the barman. The duck shakes in amazement and says........... "What the f**** would they want with a plasterer??!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Sharing that! ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jockodile Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 That was laugh out loud. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishcumnock Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 My pal Bob got sacked for shagging a patient ,7 years medical training and 3 years in practice doon the drain he was even friends for years with the patient , shame Bob was a good vet ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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brant grebner Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 On 14/04/2017 at 10:11 AM, phart said: I went to listen to "The Reindeer Anthem" as I mind listening to it when you linked it ages ago, well it feels like years this will be where i find out it was made last week, and then it only let me listen to 30 seconds. I didnae realise that. It's the insidious nature of Facebook. Of all the social networking sites ever made, Facebook is by far the worst. The whole greetin' faced "why is the Tamb not just like the Tamb in 2006?" decline thread can be put down to Facebook. In order to have even a free Spotify, you have to have to link it to your Facebook account. I've got a throwaway Facebook account under an African name that I use for Spotify cos I've sold all my vinyl and CDs. I'd say buy it on iTunes or Amazon or TIdal, but they're just as bad. Torrent it and I'll do a Bandcamp only release on the next one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methilstevie Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Although once quite a big part of my sad wee life, I've been pretty much absent from the TAMB for about 9 years. Where does the time go eh?? Heartened to see the EXACT SAME PEOPLE posting on here Plus ca change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringo Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 43 minutes ago, methilstevie said: Although once quite a big part of my sad wee life, I've been pretty much absent from the TAMB for about 9 years. Where does the time go eh?? Heartened to see the EXACT SAME PEOPLE posting on here Plus ca change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DonnyTJS Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 I'd never heard of Methil when I came on the board and assumed for a while that your username was a misspelt reference to your favourite drink; still can't get the image out of my head, in fact ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huddersfield Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 8 hours ago, DonnyTJS said: I'd never heard of Methil when I came on the board and assumed for a while that your username was a misspelt reference to your favourite drink; still can't get the image out of my head, in fact ... You've never lived Donny. Methil - home of East Fife - my second favourite team since I was 7, and before the power station went, branded the ugliest football ground in Britain. I was disappointed yesterday. I was hoping for a Hudds-Fife playoff double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnyTJS Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Ta for that. It was indeed a place of rare beauty, and rare attendance by the looks of things ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Until last season, weren't east fife were the only non-top division playing team to win the scottish cup.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reevesy Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 16 minutes ago, scoobydoo said: Until last season, weren't east fife were the only non-top division playing team to win the scottish cup.? I think they've won the league cup too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PASTA Mick Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 48 minutes ago, scoobydoo said: Until last season, weren't east fife were the only non-top division playing team to win the scottish cup.? Queens Park have won it, haven't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ormond Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 1 hour ago, PASTA Mick said: Queens Park have won it, haven't they? But they were among the best in the country though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErsatzThistle Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 3 hours ago, scoobydoo said: Until last season, weren't east fife were the only non-top division playing team to win the scottish cup.? At various points in their history, Queen's Park, Dumbarton, Morton, Falkirk, Dunfermline and Clyde have won the Scottish Cup. You might or might not add Airdrieonians and Rangers to that list depending on how you interpret their recent history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Jim Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Not to mention 3rd Lanark Rifles, Renton and Vale of Leven. I've aye wondered what it was about the waters of The Leven that generated half the top teams ....pre-League. (Bob Crampsey please come back!) Mibbe the rest of us were still playing quoits. Hopefully not ringtoss though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ringtoss-quoit-game-ca1815.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 10 hours ago, scoobydoo said: Until last season, weren't east fife were the only non-top division playing team to win the scottish cup.? You are correct, E*st Fife and Hibs are the only two lower league teams to ever win the Scottish Cup. The mighty Raith Rovers are the only lower league team to win the League Cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daviebee Posted May 1, 2017 Share Posted May 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Jonathan said: You are correct, E*st Fife and Hibs are the only two lower league teams to ever win the Scottish Cup. The mighty Raith Rovers are the only lower league team to win the League Cup. Sorry, but the Methil Magyars were nearly 60 years ahead of you when winning that trophy in season 47/48. Also the first team to win the League Cup 3 times and are therefore Fife's Finest as far as major trophies go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobydoo Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 On 5/1/2017 at 9:12 AM, Jonathan said: You are correct, E*st Fife and Hibs are the only two lower league teams to ever win the Scottish Cup. The mighty Raith Rovers are the only lower league team to win the League Cup. Aye, that's what I meant, playing in the lower league when they won the Scottish Cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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