Thomo

Tonight on Off The Ball Stuart Cosgrove said that the Tartan Army is now just a drinking and travel club for middle aged men. The actual football fans don't go anymore.....im afraid he is correct

Cheers, I'm getting a freebie but couldn't handle being forced to get all suited and booted for a fitba game.

Does anyone know if it's a shirt and tie job for the hospitality and are you allowed to wear jeans?

I refuse to believe that for 90 minutes of my life i will have the same aims and objectives as this zoombert......pink tap for feck sake

This cockwalloper wants to sing the whole feckin song. Do you think everyone knows the words to a Rick Ashley number.......i give up i realy do

Listen you streak of paralysed piss. It wont wind up anybody....They dont care and if you want to stand like a moron and sing your wee ditty then on you go I just hope your not beside me.

If you want to stand at Wembley and scream at the top of your blackend nicotine stained lungs about a feckin tennis player then on you go. Do you think the Swedes sing about Bjorn Borg, do the Romanian fans sing about Nastase that long haired bulbous eyed muppet, do they fook . Its only the backwards, spasticated cretins amongst our supporters who will do it.

If people stop posting complete and utter shite i wont get angry. A poster calling himself Stinky and asking where he can get a deep fried pizza and Irn Bru in London fills me with nothing but rage and this total bumpkin halfwit from Bristol telling us about his mind numbing plans for Saturday have me howling at my computer screen.

The next time your in a bar and get accosted by Stinky ''fae Lewis'' wearing his deep fried pizza and mumbling inane drivel about how he ''coudnae git a haggis supper in the Faroes'' you will not think im over reacting

No wonder your missus goes out all day. She probably goes out to get away from you. What a boring lumpen twat. Why the do you think anyone is interested in your shite post about chucking a stew in the oven then factoring in a snooze. Jesus wept as some of the inane pointless drivel that pops on on the internet.

What a time to retire.....Now we will be left with Calum out his depth Paterson

You will be lucky to get into most pubs with football tops on. Try to get into a London nightclub and the bouncers will probably fill you in just for being daft enough to try

Stop trying to be Mr Tartan Army and post in normal English. It would be much easier to read

Sing about a bloke who has not lived in Scotland since he was 14.....Why dont we also sing a song about Chris Hoy. At least he lives here and what about Ricky Burns.....Or we could just forget all that crap and concentrate on backing the players on the night

The Transport Police wouldnt have stopped the bookings....If there is no seats available then its because they have all been reserved. You will probably find seats at Dundee but they wont be together..