Taunton Tartan

Tuesday 30th, Bristol-Malta Return tuesday 6th Malta-Bristol A week in an apartment in Sliema. Still looking for transport to stadium.

Himself because hes a grumpy fecker.

Is the last seat on bus 5 taken yet? If not can you put my name down for it please. Davie

Get to bed. You know you'll be buckled tomorrow night.

What time do the pubs open? Because I want to make it to your hotel beforehand to have a look at this. Or is the pool filled with beer?

Now come on Del. Are you sure? And remember, its wednesday we get there, not saturday.

Feks me. I didn't realise they got the haar in Prague as well. See you over there.

Looks like the 1450 from Heathrow on the wednesday will be busy. Three of us on it.

Exactly. Will be many sleeper cells around Paris, waiting for the word from Allah. All this has been planned well in advance. When the call comes, you do what the man says. Cells may guess there are other cells in the area, but have no idea of who or where, just in case one spills the beans. I'm very pleased that we are letting thousands more into europe every day. Think i'll pack up and move to the middle east. It will be safer there soon.

Perhaps being chaperoned by your daughter may have had something to do with it. Or wishing to stay sober to ensure daughter not abducted by strange men. Aka Zico and JS

Booked return transfer from airport to Faro. 13 total. Car waiting for us on arrival and picked up from hotel lobby. Can't beat it.

How are the ribs after the crowd surfing?

I think I was Gloria that night. I'll ask Del later. xx

I met Ed!!!

Get me some pizza and a kebab pal.

My wee brother didn't answer his phone. When I tried to call him it kept saying the number wasn't taking calls at that time. BAWBAG number three.

Who else was there last night and witnessed the old boy hanging out of his bedroom window, being serenaded by about a hundred romeos singing Sunshine on Leith? Another quality moment.

I've been looking through my cookery books and couldn't find the recipe for disaster. I look on the TAMB and I find it. Take some Zico, Alex an Aileen, Wibble, Taunton Tartan, Wrighty, Kai, Pam fae Leeds, Dave Tenerife etc, add some alcohol, music, a wee drop of Jock Strap, leave to stand for 2 hours, because after that they will be incapable of standing.

My plan B In the games against the top teams SF hasn't been effective as a striker, but he has created chances for others, from a midfield position. Would like to see him drop off and play behind a pair of strikers, Naismith and Chris Martin. Naismith is used to playing with a big striker up front at Everton, and a he showed the other week, is a goalscorer too. When Martin came on against the boche, he at least started to get in their faces, and is a big strong lad that a lot of defenders don't like playing against, SF hasn't shown that side of his game yet.

Hopefully you lost them before the game Tam.

Well, if you take the high road, then I'll take the low road............................

I looked at the title of the post and I thought you were on about the team tonight. Actually, stray dogs would have had an idea what they were doing.

I stayed in the Kozatsky Hotel for 5 days when we played there. Very cheap and close to everything. Bit of a panic on the saturday morning though, as the square was filled with thousands of protesters. I would recommend booking a reputable taxi firm and book on line if you can for transfers between the airport and city. Mine cost a bit more than expected, and I had a welcoming committee of three friends of the driver when I got to the airport.

Should be thankful it wasn't Shergar escaping from captivity.

Why is it nonsense? These figures are taken from various newspaper clippings of the day. Do you want to know the crowd when Montrose beat Hibs 3-1 after being down 1-0 from the game at Easter Road? Personally I would prefer it to go back to the two leagues, as you used to play more teams throughout the season. If you read my previous posts correctly, you will see that I am blaming TV for the death of football as we know it, and the reduction in attendance figures. I agree with you in changing attitudes. Kids would prefer to sit on their arses all day watching the Ronaldos, Beckhams, Messis of this world, or playing it on their playstaions. We never had that option in our days. Peever and myself used to use trees, or jumpers for goalposts, and rather than one of those overpaid Prima Donnas, we used to be a Charlie Guthrie, Kenny Watson or Harry Johnson, et al.